Next Thursday Is the Day You Can Ask Mark Zuckerberg Anything

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt5aPM6Dk_LnQzDb8WA43T0FTrD8dx7TCYSd64X35V1vJg98SLYl16O-2xFZ9KY6BKZlUTEgd3u2-I08odxTDIhcpyWX4IKDQIVrzdbeeRqu1ArCg2tluL3Z2RNpsev9LVFF5Kx7z9tdU/s1600/Next+Thursday+Is+the+Day+You+Can+Ask+Mark+Zuckerberg+Anything-665x.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="197" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt5aPM6Dk_LnQzDb8WA43T0FTrD8dx7TCYSd64X35V1vJg98SLYl16O-2xFZ9KY6BKZlUTEgd3u2-I08odxTDIhcpyWX4IKDQIVrzdbeeRqu1ArCg2tluL3Z2RNpsev9LVFF5Kx7z9tdU/s1600/Next+Thursday+Is+the+Day+You+Can+Ask+Mark+Zuckerberg+Anything-665x.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; padding: 20px 0px 5px; text-align: justify;">Have a question to Mark Zuckerberg but don't know how to get an answer? Grab your chance on November 6th during Facebook’s first “Community Q&A”. On his Facebook profile, Mark announced he would host his first public Q&A where anyone can ask him just any question they have in mind. Zuckerberg says it is a general practice for Facebook employees to have Q&As with him every Friday and the questions asked during these events provide him with much food for thought. So now he wants to “extend this tradition” to the whole community.</div><a name='more'></a><br /><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; padding: 20px 0px 5px; text-align: justify;">If you already know what you want to ask Mark about, submit your question in the comments on the Q&A with Mark page and start collecting likes. Mark promised he would be responding to the queries for about an hour, so the more likes your question gets, the more chances there are of getting an answer. There are already over 3,500 questions posted and here are the top ones:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; padding: 20px 0px 5px; text-align: justify;"><em>- Why you forced us to install Facebook messenger?</em><br /><em>- When are you going to introduce the dislike button?</em><br /><em>- How much time do you spend on Facebook yourself on an average day?</em></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; padding: 20px 0px 5px; text-align: justify;">It's a shame that one of the most popular questions by Mike Isaac having around a thousand likes will probably be left unanswered as it was submitted to the wrong Zuckerberg's Facebook post: "Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?".</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; padding: 20px 0px 5px; text-align: justify;">As you can see, the event might become quite unrestrained, so feel free to ask just any question, vote for others' questions, and check out the answers on November 6th.<br /><br />from : http://articles.informer.com/</div></div>

Have a question to Mark Zuckerberg but don't know how to get an answer? Grab your chance on November 6th during Facebook’s first “Community Q&A”. On his Facebook profile, Mark announced he would host his first public Q&A where anyone can ask him just…

[Java] Custome Jtable , read data from file parse to jtable

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1: Create new Project !<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNEUQ6VGdBz9d9DRgeBFo_LlbSyvUff7fdm6EGCUmz4wseiRJbDP-0zweV_pnxVbDURqZLRq7n_B0jqRKP9uQljv4-Np0oknKK3F5orv1dUf4b_k9Uo_5mr5t995QBZwvHUXvN5Eq5o00/s1600/11111111111111111.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNEUQ6VGdBz9d9DRgeBFo_LlbSyvUff7fdm6EGCUmz4wseiRJbDP-0zweV_pnxVbDURqZLRq7n_B0jqRKP9uQljv4-Np0oknKK3F5orv1dUf4b_k9Uo_5mr5t995QBZwvHUXvN5Eq5o00/s1600/11111111111111111.png" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipS7ap0M0ZSVUOuEkoZRmkQL0Ljpss0iK75MCNQ-hwi86GSHBZGsyRPFMWW9EnmTeG6Uiq_89XHQmPeSGYGmj1PPGDGunGM68a5K-JZjgR3_xSQylX5WEh35-YrTq1yxOyWgWNB751Brw/s1600/j%C3%A2j%C3%A2j%E1%BA%AD.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="318" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipS7ap0M0ZSVUOuEkoZRmkQL0Ljpss0iK75MCNQ-hwi86GSHBZGsyRPFMWW9EnmTeG6Uiq_89XHQmPeSGYGmj1PPGDGunGM68a5K-JZjgR3_xSQylX5WEh35-YrTq1yxOyWgWNB751Brw/s1600/j%C3%A2j%C3%A2j%E1%BA%AD.png" width="320" /></a></div><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;">Student.java</span><br /><a name='more'></a><br />-----------------------------<br /><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;">ackage thanhcs.javademo;<br /><br />import java.io.Serializable;<br /><br /><span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">class</span> Student implements Serializable{<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">private</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> id;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">private</span> String name;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> Student() {<br /> super();<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated constructor stub</span><br /> }<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> Student(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> id, String name) {<br /> super();<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>.id = id;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>.name = name;<br /> }<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> getId() {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> id;<br /> }<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> setId(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> id) {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>.id = id;<br /> }<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> String getName() {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> name;<br /> }<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> setName(String name) {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>.name = name;<br /> }<br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> String toString() {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"Student [id="</span> + id + <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">", name="</span> + name + <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"]"</span>;<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /><br />}</pre><br /><br /><br /><span style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: blue; font-size: large;">StudentCollection.java</span><br /><br /><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;">package thanhcs.javademo;<br /><br />import java.io.Serializable;<br />import java.util.Vector;<br /><br />import javax.swing.plaf.basic.BasicScrollPaneUI.VSBChangeListener;<br /><br /><span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">class</span> StudentCollection implements Serializable {<br /><br /> Vector<Student> vtStudent;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> StudentCollection(Vector<Student>vtStudent) {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated constructor stub</span><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>.vtStudent = vtStudent;<br /> }<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> addStudent(Student a)<br /> {<br /> vtStudent.add(a);<br /> }<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> Student getStudent(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> i)<br /> {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> vtStudent.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">get</span>(i);<br /> }<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> getNumOfSrudent()<br /> {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> vtStudent.size();<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br />}</pre><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;"><br /></pre><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;"><br /></pre><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;">StudentTableMode.java</span><br /><br /><span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_output" style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span><br /><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;">package thanhcs.javademo;<br /><br />import javax.swing.table.AbstractTableModel;<br /><br /><span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">class</span> StudentTableModel extends AbstractTableModel{<br /><br /> StudentCollection stdCollections;<br /> String title[] = {<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"id"</span>, <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"name"</span>};<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> StudentTableModel(StudentCollection stdCollections) {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated constructor stub</span><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>.stdCollections = stdCollections;<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> getColumnCount() {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated method stub</span><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> title.length;<br /> }<br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> getRowCount() {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated method stub</span><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> stdCollections.getNumOfSrudent();<br /> <br /> }<br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> Object getValueAt(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> rowIndex, <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> columnIndex) {<br /> Student a = stdCollections.getStudent(rowIndex);<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">switch</span> (columnIndex) {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">case</span> 0:<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> a.getId();<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">case</span> 1:<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> a.getName();<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">default</span>:<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">break</span>; <br /> }<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">null</span>;<br /> }<br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> setValueAt(Object aValue, <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> rowIndex, <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> columnIndex) {<br /> Student a = stdCollections.getStudent(rowIndex);<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">switch</span> (columnIndex) {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">case</span> 0:<br /> a.setId((Integer)aValue);<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">break</span>;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">case</span> 1:<br /> a.setName((String) aValue);<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">break</span>;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">default</span>:<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">break</span>;<br /> }<br /> }<br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> Class<?> getColumnClass(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> columnIndex) {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated method stub</span><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> super.getColumnClass(columnIndex);<br /> }<br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> String getColumnName(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> column) {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated method stub</span><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> title[column];<br /> }<br /><br /><br /><br />}<br /></pre><br /><br /><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;">FILE_Process.java</span><br /><br /><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;">package thanhcs.javademo;<br />import java.io.FileInputStream;<br />import java.io.FileOutputStream;<br />import java.io.ObjectInputStream;<br />import java.io.ObjectOutputStream;<br /><br /><span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">class</span> FILE_Process {<br /><br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> WRITE(Object obj , String filePath) throws Exception<br /> {<br /> ObjectOutputStream <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">out</span> = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> ObjectOutputStream(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> FileOutputStream(filePath));<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">out</span>.writeObject(obj);<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">out</span>.close();<br /> }<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> Object READ(String filePath) throws Exception<br /> {<br /> ObjectInputStream <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">in</span> = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> ObjectInputStream(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> FileInputStream(filePath));<br /> Object a = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">in</span>.readObject();<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">in</span>.close();<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">return</span> a;<br /> }<br />}</pre><br /><br /><br /><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: blue; font-size: large;">MAINCLASS.java</span><br /><br /><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;"><br /></pre><pre class="csharpcode" style="background-color: white; font-family: Consolas, 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;">package thanhcs.javademo;<br /><br />import java.awt.BorderLayout;<br />import java.awt.GridLayout;<br />import java.awt.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">event</span>.ActionEvent;<br />import java.awt.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">event</span>.ActionListener;<br />import java.util.Vector;<br /><br />import javax.swing.JButton;<br />import javax.swing.JFrame;<br />import javax.swing.JLabel;<br />import javax.swing.JOptionPane;<br />import javax.swing.JPanel;<br />import javax.swing.JScrollPane;<br />import javax.swing.JTable;<br />import javax.swing.JTextField;<br />import javax.swing.SwingConstants;<br />import javax.swing.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">event</span>.ListSelectionEvent;<br />import javax.swing.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">event</span>.ListSelectionListener;<br /><br /><span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">class</span> MAINCLASS extends JFrame implements ActionListener, ListSelectionListener{<br /> <br /> JTextField txtID, txtName;<br /> JButton btnADD, btnEDIT, btnREMOVE , btnEXIT;<br /> StudentCollection stdCollection;<br /> JTable jtable;<br /> Vector<Student> vtStudent;<br /> Student studentTemp;<br /> StudentTableModel studentModel;<br /> FILE_Process fileProcess;<br /> String NAMEFILE = <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"thanhcs94"</span>;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> MAINCLASS() {<br /> setGiaoDien();<br /> setSuKien();<br /> <br /> setSize(500, 500);<br /> setDefaultCloseOperation(EXIT_ON_CLOSE);<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">private</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> setSuKien() {<br /> <br /> <br /> }<br /><br /><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">private</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> setGiaoDien() {<br /> JPanel jp1 = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JPanel();<br /> jp1.setLayout(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> BorderLayout());<br /> add(jp1, BorderLayout.NORTH);<br /> JPanel jp2 = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JPanel();<br /> JPanel jp3 = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JPanel();<br /> <br /> jp2.setLayout(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> GridLayout(2, 2));<br /> jp2.add(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JLabel(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"ID"</span>));<br /> jp2.add(txtID = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JTextField(20));<br /> jp2.add(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JLabel(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"NAME"</span>));<br /> jp2.add(txtName = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JTextField(20));<br /> <br /> jp1.add(jp2, BorderLayout.CENTER);<br /> <br /> jp3.add(btnADD = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JButton(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"ADD"</span>));<br /> jp3.add(btnREMOVE = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JButton(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"REMOVE"</span>));<br /> jp3.add(btnEDIT = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JButton(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"EDIT"</span>));<br /> jp3.add(btnEXIT = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JButton(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"EXIT"</span>));<br /> btnADD.addActionListener(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>);<br /> btnREMOVE.addActionListener(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>);<br /> btnEDIT.addActionListener(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>);<br /> btnEXIT.addActionListener(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>);<br /> jp1.add(jp3, BorderLayout.SOUTH);<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> fileProcess = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> FILE_Process();<br /> vtStudent = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> Vector<>();<br /> <br /> <br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">/****** RUN IT IN THE FIRST TIME YOU BUIL .WRITE DATA TO FILE ******/</span><br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">/**</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> for(int i = 0 ; i < 1 ; i++)</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> {</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> vtStudent.add(new Student(i, "Maria Ozawa"));</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> }</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> </span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> </span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> try {</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> fileProcess.WRITE(vtStudent, NAMEFILE);</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> } catch (Exception e) {</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> // TODO Auto-generated catch block</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> e.printStackTrace();</span><br /><span class="rem" style="color: green;"> } */</span><br /> <br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">//doc file</span><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">try</span> {<br /> vtStudent = (Vector<Student>) fileProcess.READ(NAMEFILE);<br /> stdCollection = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> StudentCollection(vtStudent);<br /> } <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">catch</span> (Exception e) {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated catch block</span><br /> e.printStackTrace();<br /> }<br /> <br /> studentModel = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> StudentTableModel(stdCollection);<br /> jtable = <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JTable(studentModel);<br /> add(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> JScrollPane(jtable), BorderLayout.CENTER);<br /><br /> <br /> }<br /><br /><br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">static</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> main(String[] args) {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> MAINCLASS().setVisible(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">true</span>);;<br /> <br /> }<br /><br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> actionPerformed(ActionEvent e) {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">if</span>(e.getSource()==btnADD)<br /> {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">try</span> {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> id = Integer.parseInt(txtID.getText().toString());<br /> String name = txtName.getText();<br /> stdCollection.addStudent(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">new</span> Student(id,name));<br /> <br /> jtable.revalidate();<br /> } <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">catch</span> (Exception e2) {<br /> JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>, e2);<br /> }<br /> <br /> }<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">if</span>(e.getSource()==btnREMOVE)<br /> {<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> i = jtable.getSelectedRow();<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">if</span>(i==-1)<br /> {<br /> JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">null</span>, <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"unselected"</span>);<br /> }<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">else</span><br /> {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> result = JOptionPane.showConfirmDialog(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">this</span>, <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"Are you sure ??"</span>, <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"DELETE"</span>, JOptionPane.YES_NO_OPTION);<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">if</span>(result == JOptionPane.YES_OPTION)<br /> {<br /> vtStudent.removeElement(stdCollection.getStudent(i));<br /> jtable.revalidate();<br /> }<br /> <br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> }<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">if</span>(e.getSource()==btnEDIT)<br /> {<br /> String id=<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">null</span>, name =<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">null</span>;<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">int</span> i = jtable.getSelectedRow();<br /> System.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">out</span>.println(i+<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">""</span>);<br /> Student a = vtStudent.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">get</span>(i);<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">try</span> {<br /> id = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"ID"</span>);<br /> name = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"Name"</span>);<br /> <br /> a.setId(Integer.parseInt(id));<br /> a.setName(name);<br /> vtStudent.remove(i);<br /> vtStudent.add(i, a);<br /> jtable.revalidate();<br /> } <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">catch</span> (Exception e2) {<br /> JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">null</span>, <span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"null value"</span>);<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> }<br /> <br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">if</span>(e.getSource()==btnEXIT)<br /> {<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">try</span> {<br /> fileProcess.WRITE(vtStudent, NAMEFILE);<br /> } <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">catch</span> (Exception e1) {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated catch block</span><br /> e1.printStackTrace();<br /> }<br /> System.<span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">out</span>.println(<span class="str" style="color: #a31515;">"DA LUU DU LIEU"</span>);<br /> System.exit(0);<br /> }<br /> <br /> }<br /><br /><br /> @Override<br /> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">public</span> <span class="kwrd" style="color: blue;">void</span> valueChanged(ListSelectionEvent e) {<br /> <span class="rem" style="color: green;">// TODO Auto-generated method stub</span><br /> <br /> }<br /> <br /><br />}</pre><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>

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margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: absolute; top: -2.096em; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;"><span class="mi" id="MathJax-Span-43" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Math-italic; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">b</span><span style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline-block; height: 2.102em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px; width: 0px;"></span></span><span style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; left: 0.435em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: absolute; top: -2.528em; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;"><span class="mi" id="MathJax-Span-44" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Math-italic; font-size: 11px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">n</span><span style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline-block; height: 2.102em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px; width: 0px;"></span></span></span></span><span class="mi" id="MathJax-Span-45" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Math-italic; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">a</span><span class="mo" id="MathJax-Span-46" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Main; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 0.312em; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">:</span><span class="mi" id="MathJax-Span-47" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Math-italic; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 0.312em; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">n</span><span class="mo" id="MathJax-Span-48" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Main; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 0.312em; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">≥</span><span class="mn" id="MathJax-Span-49" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Main; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 0.312em; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">1</span><span class="mo" id="MathJax-Span-50" style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline; font-family: MathJax_Main; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px;">}</span></span><span style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border: 0px; display: inline-block; height: 2.164em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: 0px; width: 0px;"></span></span></span><span style="-webkit-transition: none; background-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-width: 0px 0px 0px 0.003em; display: inline-block; height: 1.203em; margin: 0px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0px; position: static; transition: none; vertical-align: -0.33em; width: 0px;"></span></span></nobr></span></div></blockquote><br /><div style="background-color: #fefefe; border: 0px; clear: both; color: #111111; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">This is a problem from the book "An Introduction to Formal Languages amd Automata 4th edition", exercise 2 b) page 68.</div><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #111111; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px;">Since there are very few examples in the textbook, I found it very difficult to test my work, especially self-taught. This is my attempt, does it look reasonable?</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=1677793386239134215" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIOwXsfTbfS_GI7z1AIP-iLDJzjcw5eAGgMS3mFK_KHNfEY-1xi8OZgXlUijDaR6MkVlTCckL95E6QJllTbn32a0bvmKogBMVCYyh14sAeLPnQhv1-mlTrZFNWt4XYb5dG0Z7JqTFwWgU/s1600/10752106_653374768113125_1454526983_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="476" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIOwXsfTbfS_GI7z1AIP-iLDJzjcw5eAGgMS3mFK_KHNfEY-1xi8OZgXlUijDaR6MkVlTCckL95E6QJllTbn32a0bvmKogBMVCYyh14sAeLPnQhv1-mlTrZFNWt4XYb5dG0Z7JqTFwWgU/s1600/10752106_653374768113125_1454526983_n.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>

Find the DFA for the languageL={anb:n≥0}∪{bna:n≥1}This is a problem from the book "An Introduction to Formal Languages amd Automata 4th edition", exercise 2 b) page 68.Since there are very few examples in the textbook, I found it very difficult to te…

My mom only had one eye.

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$0:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0yZ99RZoefb3UnTZbMuPU-3skmg9E1I6aj6lZlbkrLAReTWgEnjNhBUv_eV4rVtl1ZVWadsCXsQFlfQQ3k7avEitrgS-l7gLMTtVUuCbysTstdVQWzFTKnzl7-TcKW-XKOgaouY5eyuk/s1600/1393944345_nghich-li.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0yZ99RZoefb3UnTZbMuPU-3skmg9E1I6aj6lZlbkrLAReTWgEnjNhBUv_eV4rVtl1ZVWadsCXsQFlfQQ3k7avEitrgS-l7gLMTtVUuCbysTstdVQWzFTKnzl7-TcKW-XKOgaouY5eyuk/s1600/1393944345_nghich-li.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$0:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$1:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$3:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$4:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$5:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$7:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$8:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, “EEEE, your mom only has one eye!”</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$9:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$11:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$12:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, “If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?”</span><br /><a name='more'></a><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$15:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$16:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$17:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$19:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$20:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$21:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$23:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$24:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$25:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$27:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$28:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, “How dare you come to my house and scare my children! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!”</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$29:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$31:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$32:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">And to this, my mother quietly answered, “Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address.” – and she disappeared out of sight.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$33:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$35:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$36:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$37:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$39:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$40:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$41:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$43:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$44:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">“My dearest son,</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$45:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$47:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$48:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$49:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$51:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$52:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$53:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$55:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$56:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$57:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$59:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$60:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$61:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$63:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$64:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">With all my love to you,</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$65:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$67:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><span data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$68:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Your mother.”</span><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$69:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #3e454c; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15.359999656677246px; white-space: pre-wrap;" /><br data-reactid=".1v.$mid=11414522572809=21739923fb8b2cf7f28.2:0.0.0.0.0.0.$text0:0:$71:0" style="background-color: #f7f7f7; 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Best Jockes 2014

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A guy walks into a wedding reception. He goes up to the bartender and asks, "Is this the punch line?"<br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the mice jump on the table and start screaming.<br /><br />Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?<br />Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Kccdr9WGLBfFyrqGpYBVpewl2goJ0sr7mUyJhYfudAwKtBs0RQLWg2BP_ptLCJjNRW_CSZpCSZhZ3vkC6_k_WTcCUJO0dK7bZXSl_RWrZyX5hP2zNqHfOEiKkZw_UakSonU6akr96bk/s1600/6887-Best_Jokes_Ever_splash.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Kccdr9WGLBfFyrqGpYBVpewl2goJ0sr7mUyJhYfudAwKtBs0RQLWg2BP_ptLCJjNRW_CSZpCSZhZ3vkC6_k_WTcCUJO0dK7bZXSl_RWrZyX5hP2zNqHfOEiKkZw_UakSonU6akr96bk/s1600/6887-Best_Jokes_Ever_splash.jpg" width="262" /></a></div><br />Why did the room packed with married people seem empty?<br />Because there wasn't a single person there.<br /><br />I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed."<br />Did you have a big role?<br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><br />Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?"<br />Johnny: "Because you said to do this math problem without tables!"<br /><br />How do you make an elephant float?<br />Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend.<br /><br />In the event of a plane crash, locate the nearest woman with implants and use her as a flotation device.<br /><br />Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4?<br />Class: At once!<br /><br />Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?<br />So she could walk across pool tables without being seen!<br /><br /><br />What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?<br />Trying to hold on to a thought.<br /><br /><br />There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.<br /><br /><br />A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."<br /><br /><br /><br />Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects.<br />Student: Don't get bitten by them!<br />***<br /><br />Q: Why did the bride wear white?<br />A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven.<br />***<br /><br />What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?<br />You would get severe frostbite.<br />***<br /><br />Why are there so many people with the last name 'Jones' in the phonebook?<br />Because they all have phones.<br />***<br /><br />Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?<br />Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.<br /><br /><br />How would you lift a giraffe with one hand?<br />It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!<br />***<br /><br />How many teachers does it take to find the way out of a maze?<br />Nobody knows as none have made it out yet!<br />***<br /><br />Q: How are men are like plungers?<br />A: They spend most of their time in the hardware store or the bathroom.<br />***<br /><br />When you catch them, you won't want them. And when you don't catch them, you'll be glad. What is it?<br />Lice!<br /><br />Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?<br />A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.<br />***<br /><br />Billy: Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.<br />Dad: Give him a glass of water!<br />***<br /><br />Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal next to a group of basketball players?<br />Because they dribble far too much.<br />***<br /><br />Doctor, doctor! I keep seeing an insect fluttering around.<br />Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!<br /><br />Yo momma so stupid I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.<br />***<br /><br />What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie?<br />A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help.<br />***<br />Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrian's Wall is?<br />Student: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden, Miss Jones!<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Where is your homework?<br />Student: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.<br />***<br /><br />"Would you believe I cleaned the attic with my wife last weekend? I still can't get the dust out of her hair."<br /><br />How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?<br />Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.<br />***<br /><br />English teacher: Sam, form a sentence using the word aftermath.<br />Sam: 'I always feel sleepy after math class.'<br />***<br /><br />A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send a bill to her husband.<br />***<br /><br />The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.<br /><br /><br />*******<br />Yo momma so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 patrons or yo momma."<br />***<br /><br />How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?<br />Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!<br />***<br /><br />What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?<br />You only have to punch information into a computer once.<br />***<br /><br />What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?<br />Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Suppose you have a box which contains a ten-foot snake.<br />Student: But Mr. Malone, snakes don't have feet!<br /><br />***<br /><br />What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?<br />There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.<br />***<br /><br />It's always darkest before the dawn—if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.<br />***<br /><br />Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.<br />***<br /><br />Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br />Because the valets will remember where the car was parked.<br /><br />***<br /><br />Did you hear about the missionaries who visited a tribe of cannibals?<br />They wanted to give them a taste of religion.<br />***<br /><br />Did you hear about the blonde who got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it in the evening.<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Can you tell me how much is an eighth of a third?<br />Student: I can't exactly tell, but it can't be that much!<br />***<br /><br />Why are blondes only allowed 30-minute lunch breaks?<br />Because it takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Where is your homework?<br />Student: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.<br />***<br /><br />What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?<br />No one moved. They couldn't stir without her!<br />***<br /><br />Q: What do diapers and politicians have in common?<br />A: They both need changing regularly—for exactly the same reason.<br />***<br /><br />A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!" The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!"<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Girl: Doctor, doctor! A German shepherd bit my finger.<br />Doctor: Which one?<br />Girl: The one owned by Mr. James next door!<br />***<br /><br />Dad: Did you like the Kinder Egg I gave you yesterday?<br />Son: The chocolate was very good, but the shell was a bit hard.<br />***<br /><br />Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes?"<br />***<br /><br />Johnny: "Mom I can't eat eggs."<br />Mom: "Why not?"<br />Johnny: "Because chickens don't wipe their butts after they lay eggs!"<br /><br />***<br /><br />Yo momma so stupid that when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this: "Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech!"<br />***<br /><br />Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?<br />A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it.<br />***<br /><br />A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an unmade bed!"<br />***<br /><br />A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"<br /><br />***<br /><br />Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?<br />Because they couldn't spell their names!<br />***<br /><br />Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor…what's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Where is your homework?<br />Billy: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.<br />***<br /><br />Two balloons are floating across the desert. One balloon says to the other, "Look out for the cactusssssssssssssssssssss!"<br /><br />***<br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that when she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" And her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it."<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?<br />Billy: No, teacher, I'm having trouble listening!<br />***<br /><br />Wife: "The house doctor is here to see you."<br />Husband: "Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone."<br />***<br /><br />What's the difference between a teacher and a train?<br />A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Choo choo choo!"<br /><br />***<br /><br />A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."<br />***<br /><br />Son: I can't go to school today.<br />Father: Why not?<br />Son: I don't feel well.<br />Teacher: Where don't you feel well?<br />Son: In school!<br />***<br /><br />What's the difference between man and Superman?<br />Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.<br />***<br /><br />Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas."<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?<br />The bartender said, "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here."<br />***<br /><br />Doctor, doctor! I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off.<br />Oh, dear, that's a lot of protein!<br />***<br /><br />Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail."<br />***<br /><br />Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles!<br />Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle.<br /><br />***<br /><br />An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won't be surprised to hear that the kids were nothing to look at, either.<br />***<br /><br />What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?<br />A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.<br />***<br /><br />Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?"<br />Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes.<br />***<br /><br />Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory?<br />Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask?<br />Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror!<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.<br />***<br /><br />Mom: Why aren't you doing very well in history?<br />Billy: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!<br />***<br /><br />Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?<br />A: Because those men already have boyfriends.<br />***<br /><br />Vet: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put your dog down."<br />Owner: "Why, just because he's cross-eyed?"<br />Vet: "No, because he's heavy!"<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Ever wonder about those people who spend three dollars a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling "Evian" backward.<br />***<br /><br />Doctor, doctor! I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.<br />Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it!<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?"<br />Student: "No idea, Miss Smith."<br />Teacher: "Bark, Amy."<br />Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf!"<br />***<br /><br />A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history—with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Daughter: Dad, what is called a 'sea level'?<br />Dad: Why do you want to know?<br />Daughter: Because my geography grades went below C-level.<br />***<br /><br />I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.<br />Student: Sorry, my mom won't let me go so far.<br />***<br /><br />Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman?<br />A: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offense.<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.<br />When did you first notice this problem?<br />What problem?<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.<br />Class: Hooray!<br />Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!<br />***<br /><br />Dad: How do you like going to school?<br />Son: The going part is fine, as is the coming home part, but I'm not a fan of the time in-between!<br />***<br /><br />Wife: "Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?"<br />Husband: "The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get a headache."<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />My brother is a terrible musician. The other day he asked my sister if she had heard his last recital. She replied, "Oh boy, did I ever."<br />***<br /><br />A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I'm horribly sick!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?" "No, I drove here."<br />***<br /><br />Johnny: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do? "<br />Teacher: "No, of course not. "<br />Johnny: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."<br />***<br /><br />Q: What is the best definition of a mixed emotion?<br />A: Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff while driving your brand-new car.<br /><br /><br />***<br /><br />Kid #1: I wish I had been born 1,000 years ago!<br />Kid #2: Why is that?<br />Kid #1: Just think of all the history that we wouldn't have to learn!<br />***<br /><br />Student: Mom, my teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.<br />Mom: Well, next time remember where you put things!<br />***<br /><br />Why is it that musicians are always walking whenever they play the bagpipes?<br />Even they are attempting to get away from that awful noise!<br />***<br /><br />A three-legged dog walks into a bar in the old west. He slides up to the counter and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."<br /><br />***<br /><br />Dad: Why have your grades gone down so much during this school term, son?<br />Son: Because they moved my friend Dexter to the next classroom!<br />***<br /><br />A gang of default computer fonts walk into a bar. "Get out of my establishment!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type in here!"<br />***<br /><br />Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?<br />Because on the box it said 'From 2 to 4 years.'<br />***<br /><br />What happened after the blonde ran to meet her long lost twin sister?<br />She got seven years of bad luck for breaking her nose on the mirror.<br /><br />***<br /><br />Why did the blonde miss her flight?<br />Because when she read the sign on the road that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.<br />***<br /><br />Teacher: Which is your native place?<br />Singh: Maharashtra, Miss Connor.<br />Teacher: Can you spell it?<br />Singh: Actually, my native place is Goa.<br /><br /><br /><br /></div>

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101 best Jockes for you !

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Kccdr9WGLBfFyrqGpYBVpewl2goJ0sr7mUyJhYfudAwKtBs0RQLWg2BP_ptLCJjNRW_CSZpCSZhZ3vkC6_k_WTcCUJO0dK7bZXSl_RWrZyX5hP2zNqHfOEiKkZw_UakSonU6akr96bk/s1600/6887-Best_Jokes_Ever_splash.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Kccdr9WGLBfFyrqGpYBVpewl2goJ0sr7mUyJhYfudAwKtBs0RQLWg2BP_ptLCJjNRW_CSZpCSZhZ3vkC6_k_WTcCUJO0dK7bZXSl_RWrZyX5hP2zNqHfOEiKkZw_UakSonU6akr96bk/s1600/6887-Best_Jokes_Ever_splash.jpg" width="262" /></a></div><br /><br /><br />How do I set a laser printer to stun?<br /><br />"How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! "<br /><br />I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows.<br /><br />I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.<br /><br />I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.<br /><br />A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal.<br /><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><br />A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work.<br /><br />A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws it out.<br /><br /><br />"A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?"<br /><br /><br />A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."<br /><br /><br />A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk turns to the other priest.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"I'm Jesus Christ." The second priest replies, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"<br /><br /><br />A drunk staggers out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"<br /><br />A drunk walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he says.<br /><br />A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The fish croaks, "Water."<br /><br />A French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here."<br /><br />"Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes."<br /><br />E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."<br /><br />Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water."<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a 'martini'?" "Look," Caesar retorts, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"<br /><br />The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.<br /><br />Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas."<br /><br /><br />Two guys are walking their dogs, one of which is a black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't take our dogs in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. "But, he's my seeing eye dog." "Oh, okay. Here's your beer." Convinced, the Chihuahua owner follows, orders a beer, and gets the same response—No beer. "But, he's my seeing eye dog," he pleads. "Yeah, right," replies the bartender. "A Chihuahua as a seeing eye dog? Gimme a break." "They gave me a Chihuahua?"<br /><br /><br />Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.<br /><br /><br />"What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress."<br /><br /><br />"What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW? A divorcée."<br /><br />"What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."<br /><br />"What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted Flakes."<br /><br />"What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave."<br /><br />What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?"<br /><br />"What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? "Thanks for the refill!"<br /><br /><br />"What happened after the blonde ran to meet her long lost twin sister? She got seven years of bad luck for breaking her nose on the mirror."<br /><br />"What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."<br /><br /><br />"What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought."<br /><br />Hackers in Hollywood movies are phenomenal; all they need to do is: "c:\> hack into fbi"<br /><br /><br />Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.<br /><br /><br />Help support helpless victims of computer error.<br /><br /><br />If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.<br /><br /><br />If I wanted a fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!<br /><br /><br />My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That damn clock always was slow.<br /><br /><br />My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you know that you are depriving a small village, somewhere out there, of an idiot?"<br /><br /><br />My wife said that, for her birthday, she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a long time. "What about the kitchen?" I offered.<br /><br /><br />One evening, a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to," replied the husband, "But I don't know her well enough."<br /><br /><br /><br />One friend says to another, "What happened to that ad you put in the paper to find a husband? Any luck with it?" And the friend replies, "I got two hundred people who said, 'You can have mine.' "<br /><br /><br /><br />One woman told another, "My neighbor is always talking smack about her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy, ugly, smelly, rude, obnoxious, and a coward but have I ever said anything bad about him!"<br /><br /><br />Remember, if a man steals your wife, the best revenge that you can have is to let him keep her.<br /><br />The husband, on his deathbed, called over his wife and said, "One month after I die, I want you to marry Larry." "Larry? But he is your enemy!" "Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years, so let him suffer now."<br /><br />Two old guys were chatting in the park. "You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years," said one guy. "What happened?" asked the other guy. "We met," sighed the first.<br /><br /><br />"Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband: "Oh! We better call an ambulance, then."<br /><br />I doubt, therefore I might be.<br /><br />I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<br /><br /><br />I had an "hour glass" figure, but unfortunately the sand shifted.<br /><br /><br /><br />I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.<br /><br /><br /><br />I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.<br /><br />I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.<br /><br />I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.<br /><br />I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.<br /><br /><br />I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.<br /><br /><br />I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?<br /><br />There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.<br /><br />Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.<br /><br />To err is human. To admit it, a blunder.<br /><br />To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.<br /><br />Today is the last day of some of your life.<br /><br />War does not determine who is right—only who is left.<br /><br />We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.<br /><br />We have enough youth—how about a fountain of smart?<br /><br />When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.<br /><br />When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.<br /><br /><br />"Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it. "<br /><br /><br />"Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished                    <br />twice for the same offense."<br /><br /><br />"Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A: Because those men already have boyfriends."<br /><br /><br />"Q: Why is it that after they get married, a husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because although they cannot bear to face one another, they remain together."<br /><br /><br />"Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy."<br /><br /><br />"How do you get blondes out of a tree? Wave to them!"<br /><br />It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and the pastor's benediction was drowned out by a blinding flash of lightning, followed by terrific thunder. "Well, at least we know she got there all right," commented her husband.                    <br /><br /><br />Yo momma so fat a picture of her fell off the wall.<br /><br />Yo momma so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 patrons or yo momma."<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor she stands on her head to mop the floor.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it air conditioning.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong."<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor that when I told her about the Last Supper she thought the food stamps had run out.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes?"<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so poor that when I visited her trailer, two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so short she can hang glide Doritos<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.<br /><br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the mice jump on the table and start screaming.<br /><br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!"<br /><br />Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.<br /><div><br /></div></div>

How do I set a laser printer to stun?"How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! "I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frighten…

Creative Code: 14 Ways to Learn From Creative Programmers

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="format_text entry-content" style="color: #343434; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.4em; line-height: 1.571em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUIa9-FjsxP4rC84BtTi3ZCRx6B3sMQhSL_6QlwzV0vF1U8_a9LoSEd8OhntY0ZzvOTCEQhqjMkuKPllqnYMQG2NJqNAPivF6AXNjjgLoMr0-SHm1lGAKDCjTf1YRw1ObyuWpaRA87oKw/s1600/creativity-programmer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUIa9-FjsxP4rC84BtTi3ZCRx6B3sMQhSL_6QlwzV0vF1U8_a9LoSEd8OhntY0ZzvOTCEQhqjMkuKPllqnYMQG2NJqNAPivF6AXNjjgLoMr0-SHm1lGAKDCjTf1YRw1ObyuWpaRA87oKw/s1600/creativity-programmer.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span class="caption" style="background: rgb(245, 242, 230); border-bottom-left-radius: 5px; border-bottom-right-radius: 5px; border-top-left-radius: 5px; border-top-right-radius: 5px; border: 1px solid rgb(232, 229, 217); margin: 0px 0px 1em; padding: 0.3em;">Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/89016311@N00/2289635119" style="color: #388a85; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">morganglines</a></span></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">If programming is your bag, you might check out my other blog <a href="http://webjackalope.com/" style="color: #388a85; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Web Jackalope</a> for creative web development and design articles.</em></div><a name='more'></a><br /><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">The common stereotype for programmers is this: nerdy, pocket-protector wielding, and very, very boring. One doesn’t typically link a programmer as a creative individual. However, this couldn’t be farther from the truth.<strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Working with code is one of the most creative jobs one can have.</strong>Programmers have to balance two very different worlds: a world of structure and a world of imagination. They create abstract concepts using very structured programming languages (like PHP or Java). It’s not an easy task.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">I only know this because I’ve recently been brushing up on a bit of my PHP skills building some interesting Web sites (I’ll keep you all posted, don’t worry). I’ve found that programming is actually a great exercise in creativity. Here are a couple reasons why:</div><ul style="list-style: square; margin: 0px 0px 1.571em 1.571em; padding: 0px;"><li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Programming gives ultimate control.</em> Creating something from nothing is possibly the best example of creativity. The ultimate control over software or web site that a programmer has is perfect for taking the application to any direction that they wish.</li><li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Many ways to do one thing.</em> Programmers have to essentially build a framework for the web site. They’re laying the foundation for something that, up until that point, is just an idea. The programmer uses a wide palate of tools and methods to find</li></ul><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Programmers have to find creative solutions or else they can’t create.</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Programmers are a great example of thinking outside the box because, well… programmers can actually <em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">create</em> the box. Here are some of the ways that we can learn from programmers on how to boost our creativity.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">1. Learn a new language</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Programmers are constantly learning new languages, either for fun or necessity. Don’t limit yourself to what just what you know and are comfortable with. Branch out and learn a new skill.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">2. Start from the ground up</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">If you’re going to write software, you can’t just start halfway through the project. You have to start at square one. Sometimes this is the best way to find a creative solution for a problem is to go back to the beginning and work forward.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">3. Question everything</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Questioning everything means taking every assumption and making sure it’s correct. All programming starts with making the most basic assumptions, and then building on those basic assumptions. If something is wrong with the code at the base, then the software isn’t going to work well at all.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Sometimes creativity is limited by assumptions. New solutions arrive when we tear down assumptions and start with fresh perspectives.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">4. Do it for fun</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">If you know any programmers, they’re constantly building <em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">something</em>. Even when they’re done for the day on work-related projects, they’ll spend hours of time working on fun projects for themselves. Their work is also their hobby.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Continually mulling over new ideas and solutions is something that shouldn’t be a chore. It should be something that you find yourself doing constantly, like a reflex. And it should excite you.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">5. Never stop testing ideas</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Programmers are constantly benchmarking code to make sure that it’s as efficient as possible. Even the smallest change can bring a program or Web site to it’s knees, so constant testing and improvement is important to any bit of software.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Ideas should be tested rigorously and refined on a consistent basis. Your ideas will change over time, it just depends how much. Constantly evaluating them and just plain thinking them through is a great way to “benchmark” your idea.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">6. Find a passion</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><span class="caption-right" style="background: rgb(245, 242, 230); border-bottom-left-radius: 5px; border-bottom-right-radius: 5px; border-top-left-radius: 5px; border-top-right-radius: 5px; border: 1px solid rgb(232, 229, 217); float: right; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 1em 1.5em; padding: 0.3em; text-align: right;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/77623598@N00/254428182" style="color: #388a85; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Marco Wessel</a></span>If you’ve ever spent more than two minutes talking with a programmer about his work, you’ll </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVIXhBAsWIBeP-T6Q4jVj78gKOnTWGIxEvMDk8E_xzu7d6IU2MdhR1XxjsmM4uhkChugS9TdVlotH6vxpRDPj5LtrBNG7i3sTmHoXPid0b0iQlAtv080gf0UPz-efIoKl5ksALDauDu10/s1600/computer-light.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVIXhBAsWIBeP-T6Q4jVj78gKOnTWGIxEvMDk8E_xzu7d6IU2MdhR1XxjsmM4uhkChugS9TdVlotH6vxpRDPj5LtrBNG7i3sTmHoXPid0b0iQlAtv080gf0UPz-efIoKl5ksALDauDu10/s1600/computer-light.jpg" width="213" /></a></div>find out very quickly that programmers have a passion for what they do. They eat, sleep and breathe programming.<br /><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Do you have a passion for your ideas and projects?</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">7. Master your tools</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Programmers constantly improve their knowledge and usage of their tools. A great coder keeps tabs on software and is constantly finding ways to improve his usage of them. You’ll seldom find a programmer who doesn’t tweak his toolbox regularly.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">No matter what your skill set, you’re limited to your skill with the tools you use to create. The more of an expert you are with your tools, the more you’ll be able to create.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">8. Start making abstract associations</strong></div><ul style="list-style: square; margin: 0px 0px 1.571em 1.571em; padding: 0px;"><li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">What if you used computers as telephones?</li><li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">What would happen if you used a web site as a Word processor?</li><li style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Would people care about what other people are doing right now?</li></ul><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">The people behind projects like Skype, Google Docs and Twitter all have one thing in common: They fused seemingly abstract concepts together.<strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Taking what-ifs and testing them is a great way to start thinking of things in a different, more creative light</strong>.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">9. Think of structure as a tool, not a limitation</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">People associate creativity with taking a giant, blank canvas and letting our ideas flow without any sort of limiting structures. However, there’s a huge problem with this type of thinking: It’s a great big <a href="http://lifedev.net/2008/07/creativity-myths/" style="color: #388a85; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">creativity myth</a>.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">See, limitations are everywhere. We can’t avoid them, we can only hope to work with them. A programmer embraces the limitations of his programming language or tools and works around them. These limitations help him as they make a foundation to work from. <strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Sometimes discovering a new workaround will lead to an even bigger idea</strong>. Necessity is the mother of invention.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">10. Don’t rule anything out until you try it.</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Your kindergarten teacher was right: There is no such thing as a stupid question. If you’re adhering to #3 and dismissing all assumptions, you can’t be certain it’s not going to work until you’ve tested it. How do you<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">know</em> it won’t work unless you try it? You might be surprised. Even if the proposed solution doesn’t work, it may help you find a solution.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Sometimes it’s just best to start with a prototype and try it out. If your prototype doesn’t work, then trash it. If it does, you’ll have stumbled upon something that just might work.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">11. Always look for a simpler and more elegant solution.</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">A good programmer is one that understands that finding the simplest solution is always going to be better. Complicated solutions lead to… complications. A practical approach to programming always works best in the long run.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Our ideas sometimes become too complicated. We get caught up in the novelty of the idea that we ignore how practical it really is. <strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The simplest way to solve a problem is often the best way to solve a problem</strong>.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">12. Don’t be afraid to build off the code of others.</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">The beauty of the Internet is that the solution your looking for has probably already been done by someone else. When building a new site I almost <em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">always</em> use pre-existing open source code. Why recreate the wheel?</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Putting a great idea into motion doesn’t mean you have to start from scratch to create it. Use existing ideas and turn them in to something better. <strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Sometimes a great idea is only modifying something that’s already been done</strong>. Gmail is a great example. They “reinvented” email by adding useful features to traditional email.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">13. Don’t be afraid to collaborate.</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Some of the best coding — or any creative projects for that matter — are done not just by one coder but by many excellent people inspired to work toward the same goal. Assemble a great team, use the most brilliant ideas no matter who they come from, and let everyone contribute.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><strong style="color: #6a1714; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">14. From the very basic, create the beautiful.</strong></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;">Programmers often use some very basic code over and over, and while those small bits of programming language aren’t necessarily beautiful in and of themselves, they can come together to create a final product that is amazing. No matter what creative project you’re working on, pay attention to the details, but most especially pay attention to the effect those details have on the overall picture.</div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">If you liked this post, check out my new blog on web development,<a href="http://webjackalope.com/" style="color: #388a85; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" title="Web Jackalope">Web Jackalope</a> (<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/WebJackalope" style="color: #388a85; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">feed</a>).</em></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Post helped along by some ideas and brainstorming from Leo Babauta of <a href="http://www.zenhabits.net/" style="color: #388a85; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" title="Zen Habits">Zenhabits</a>. Thanks Leo!</em></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0.7em; padding: 5px 0px;"><em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">from : http://lifedev.net/2008/07/programmer-creativity-boost/</em></div></div></div>

Photo by morganglinesIf programming is your bag, you might check out my other blog Web Jackalope for creative web development and design articles.The common stereotype for programmers is this: nerdy, pocket-protector wielding, and very, very boring. …